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I’m going to! Geeze, don’t push me woman, I will put you in ya place! Totally just kidding. I love you!!!

you are such a little loser. close yo eyes and go to sleep miss thang. I love you too!!

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#crisscolferrph

It’s their fault for not knowing the awesomeness that is AH and the Mad King. You is perfect too then, we is both perfect missy moo.

you’ll have to educate them like you educated me. fineeeee we both are perfecttttt. now close your eyes and go to sleeeeeep!

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#crisscolferrph

You know what? One of these days these boots are gonna fucking murder you. Props to Rybread for the awesome quote, btw. But no perfect no. That be you.

People have no idea what you are talking about, so they probs think you’re going to stomp me to death. You are totes perfect. totes mc goats perfect

posted 10 hours ago with 1 note
#crisscolferrph

No gross ass face and shut up with the lazy rude ass. I love you too miss thing and you is beautiful and awesome and I smootchy you ok? ok.

you are so perfect. i love you toooooo.

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#crisscolferrph
crisscolferrph inquired:

All the things cause I said so bish. (2 lazy 2 care)

❤ - tumblr user i would date 

Tumblr user dareyrps of course!


❣ - an unpopular opinion I have

uhhhhhhhhhhh…. hmmmm…. I don’t think Glee is as shitty as everyone thinks it isss


★ - my personal blog url

bunnyblaine.tumblr.com - I barely use it though!


❧ - other websites i’m on

facebook, twitter, pinterest


✗ - skype

happyjoluck21


♣ - my nickname

AJ


¤ - my real name

Ashley


♞ - my age

19, but I turn 20 on Saturday!


✾ - tv series i love

Glee, Orange is the New Black, Charmed, Game of Thrones, and many, many more


◎ - relationship status

Taken, very much taken


◆ - my opinion of you

Ugh you are so lazy, sooooo lazy. But you are also patient and kind. You help others before you help yourself. You make me fall in love with you every single day like it was the first day. You make me smile when i want to cry. You make me so proud to call you my girlfriend. In my opinion


❂ - post a picture of myself

my gross face under the readmore.

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❤ - tumblr user i would date
❣ - an unpopular opinion I have
★ - my personal blog url
❧ - other websites i’m on
✗ - skype
♣ - my nickname
¤ - my real name
♞ - my age
✾ - tv series i love
◎ - relationship status
◆ - my opinion of you
❂ - post a picture of myself

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Muse Meme - John Green Quotes Edition

“I didn’t need you, you idiot. I picked you. And then you picked me back.”
"I've lived here for ___ years and I have never once in my life come across anyone who cares about anything that matters."
“As long as we don't die, this is gonna be one hell of a story.”
"You keep expecting people not to be themselves."
"You like me anyway. And I like you."
"You're funny, and you're smart, and you may show up late, but you always show up eventually."
"The way I figure it, everyone gets a miracle."
"“As much as life can suck, it always beats the alternative.”
“Nothing ever happens like you imagine it will."
"IT IS NOT MY FAULT THAT MY PARENTS OWN THE WORLD'S LARGEST COLLECTION OF BLACK SANTAS.”
“Poetry is just so emo."
“When I look at my room, I see a girl who loves books.”
“What the hell is that?"
"It's my fox hat."
"What is an "instant" death anyway? How long is an instant? Is it one second? Ten?"
"Instant rice takes five minutes, instant pudding an hour."
“I may die young, but at least I'll die smart.”
“It always shocked me when I realized that I wasn’t the only person in the world who thought and felt such strange and awful things.”
"I just did some calculations, and I've been able to determine that you're full of shit."
“What you must understand about me is that I’m a deeply unhappy person.”
“Have you really read all those books in your room?”
“Sometimes you lose a battle. But mischief always wins the war."
“Sometimes I don't get you."
"You never get me. That's the whole point.”
"Things never happened the way I imagined them.”
"How do you get out of the labyrinth of suffering?”
"I fell in love the way you fall asleep -- slowly, and then all at once.”
“I'm in love with you."
"You don't get to choose if you get hurt in this world."
"It would be a privilege to have my heart broken by you.”
"Some people don't understand the promises they're making when they make them."
"Love is keeping the promise anyway.”
“May I see you again?"
"Patience, grasshopper. You don't want to seem overeager."
"You realize that trying to keep your distance from me will not lessen my affection for you."
"All efforts to save me from you will fail."
“You are so busy being YOU that you have no idea how utterly unprecedented you are.”
"What is the point of being alive if you don't at least try to do something remarkable?”
“I figured something out. The future is unpredictable.”
“There's some people in this world who you can just love and love and love no matter what.”
“If people could see me the way I see myself - if they could live in my memories - would anyone love me?”
"When you act like that, no one likes you.”
“That smile could end wars and cure cancer.”
“It's just that I learned a while ago that the best way to get people to like you is not to like them too much.”
"Dude, you're such a geek."
"Do you ever wonder whether people would like you more or less if they could see inside you?"
"You know what I hate? The outdoors."
"I'm all about refrigeration and indoor plumbing and Judge Judy.”
"Do you know what your problem is? You can't live with the idea that someone might leave.”
"The only sentence that begins with 'I' that's true of me is 'I'm full of shit.”
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#waant

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Orange is the New Black: a summary

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Orange is the New Black: a summary

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floozys:

straight boys are weak and pathetic, queer girls walk into the ladies changing room and see ten women naked, do they stare? do they say something inappropriate? do they make them uncomfortable? no because they have the common fucking sense to recognise when a situation is sexual and that people deserve the most basic level of respect to not be harassed, yet here we are banning shorts and low cut tops in school because straight boys are weak and pathetic

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"I have learned that to be with those I like is enough."

—Walt Whitman

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